12 Most Odd Excuses to Use Employee Sick Days

Here is a funny list of some of the most odd excuses employees have used to get their sick days:

• Employee’s 12-year-old daughter stole his car and he had no other way to work. 
• Employee didn’t want to report it to the police. 
• Employee said bats got in her hair. 
• Employee said a refrigerator fell on him. 
• Employee was in line at a coffee shop when a truck carrying flour backed up and dumped the flour into her convertible. 
• Employee said a deer bit him during hunting season. 
• Employee ate too much at a party.
• Employee fell out of bed and broke his nose. 
• Employee got a cold from a puppy. 
• Employee’s child stuck a mint up his nose and had to go to the ER to remove it. 
• Employee’s brother-in-law was kidnapped by a drug cartel while in Mexico. 
• Employee drank anti-freeze by mistake and had to go to the hospital. 
• Employee had a headache after going to too many garage sales.